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Tuesday, January 26, 2010


ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world..

TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The Beauty
MOST AMAZING KISSER.. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind.. Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun.. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything.. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.

LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet.. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic..

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want... Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring..

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found.. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter but will Knock your lights out.

PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes gets the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Lelaki & Wanita

Bila gambar keluarga terletak di atas meja lelaki,
Ah...bagusnya lelaki ni, org yg bertanggungjawab.
Bila gambar keluarga terletak di atas meja wanita,
Emm...perempuan ini mesti jenis yg pentingkan keluarga sebelum kerjaya.

Bile meja lelaki bersepah2,
Dia ni memang rajin bekerja dan merupakan org yg sibuk.
Bila meja wanita bersepah2,
Perempuan ni memang jenis tidak tau kebersihan dan keadaannya tunggang-langgang.

Bila lelaki sedang bercakap dgn rakan sepejabatnya,
Mesti dia tu tengah berbincang mengenai perjanjian dgn syarikat Dodol Sdn. Bhd.
Bila wanita yg sedang bercakap dgn rakan sepejabat,
Mesti dia tu tengah mengumpat dan bergosip.

Bila lelaki tidak berada di mejanya,
Mesti dia tu tengah pergi meeting.
Bila wanita tidak berada di mejanya,
Mesti di berada kat dalam tandas tengah bersolek.

Bila lelaki tidak berada di pejabatnya,
Mesti dia pergi berjumpa dgn customer dan clientnya.
Bila wanita tidak berada di pejabatnya,
Mesti dia pergi keluar bershopping.

Bila lelaki makan tengah hari bersama BOSS,
Nampaknya dia mungkin akan dapat naik pangkat nanti.
Bila wanita makan tengah hari bersama BOSS,
Nampaknya dia mempunyai hubungan sulit dgn BOSS.

Bila BOSS mengkritik lelaki,
Selepas ini dia mesti akan berusaha meningkatkan pencapaiannya.
Bila BOSS mengkritik wanita,
Selepas ini mesti dia merajuk.

Bila BOSS bersikap tidak adil kepada lelaki,
Adakah dia marah?
Bila BOSS bersikap tidak adil kepada wanita,
Adakah dia menangis?

Bila lelaki akan berkahwin,
Dia akan lebih bertanggungjawab dan matang selepas ini.
Bila wanita akan berkahwin,
Dia akan mengandung, beranak dan akhirnya dpt cuti panjang.

Bila lelaki mempunyai anak,
Nampaknya di memerlukan bonus atau kenaikan pangkat.
Bila wanita mempunyai anak,
Nampaknya dia akan membebankan wang syarikat dgn faedah cuti bersalinnya.

Bila lelaki keluar untuk urusan perniagaan,
Bagus juga dia keluar kerana ia bagus untuk membina kerjaya.
Bila wanita keluar untuk urusan perniagaan,
Apa suaminya akan kata kelak?

Bila lelaki berhenti kerja kerana mendapat kerja baru,
Nampaknya dia mengenali yang mana satu memberi kelebihan kepadanya.
Bila wanita berhenti kerja kerana mendapatkan pekerjaan baru,
Wanita memang tak boleh diharap langsung dan tidak tetap pendirian.

p/s: hurm..macam2..hehehehehhe

HIV tak sengaja??

Berikut adalah artikel yang perlu diambil perhatian sekiranya anda belum
membacanya. .. Sila baca artikel berikut mengenai orang yang HIV positif
seronok menyebarkan virus HIV. Ianya pernah ke udara di dalam Televisyen
Thai di mana pesakit HIV ditangkap &didakwa, tapi apa gunanya, beliau
telah merosakkan ramai orang awam yang tak berdosa. Jadi sila
berhati-hati ... Beberapa tempat berbahaya dan kebarangkalian menemui
jarum penyuntik yang telah digunakan penagih

1. Di kawasan pantai. Apabila anda berjalan di pantai sila pakai
selipar atau kasut, ada penagih dadah yang melakukan aktiviti di tepi
pantai danmenimbus jarum penyuntik di dalam pasir. Penyuntik ini
kemudiannya terdedah akibat ombak.

2. Di kawasan permainan kanak-kanak. Satu lagi kawasan pilihan
penagih.T erdapat kes di Australia di mana kanak-kanak yg tak berdosa telah
tercucuk jarum penyuntik apabila beliau turun daripada papan lunsur &
kemudiannya didapati HIV positif.

3. Di panggung wayang. Sila pastikan kerusi yg anda duduki. Kes yang
terjadi apabila seorang perempuan duduk di kerusi beliau dan terasa
sesuatu benda mencucuk. Beliau berdiri dan mendapati ada penyuntik dan
nota berbunyi "Welcome to the real world, you are now HIV positive' .
Doktor telah memeriksa jarum tersebut & mengesahkan ianya terdapat
virus HIV. Ianya berlaku di Hawai jadi berhati-hati ... .

4. Di Georgia & Florida , ada kes menunjukkan pesakit HIV meletakkan
penyuntik di dalam tempat mengembali kan syiling, mesin air minuman...
jadi pastikan bila anda membeli air atau kandi, perhatikan betul-betul
tempa t mengembalikan wang syiling..................................... .mungkin terdapat jarum
penyuntik di dalamnya.

5. Di restoran Burger King, pesakit HIV yang juga pekerjanya meletakkan
sedikit darah di dalam burger & mencampurkan dengan mayonis dan salad.
Ianya seperti sos. Jadi cuba jangan pesan burger dengan mayonis & sos
Order di tempat lain.

p/s: artikel ini telah di forward ke dalam email sye...

Blood Donation Facts

* Person above 18 years of age and over 45 Kgs. in weight can donate blood once in three months.

* A normal adult has five to six liters of blood in his/her body of which only 250ml is to 450ml used during blood donation.

* This blood is replaced by your body within 24 to 48 hours!

* No special diet, rest or medicine is required after blood donation.

* The donor should not have taken any medicine in the last 48 hours.

* The donor should not have contacted jaundice in the previous three years.

* Every donor is given a medical checkup prior to donation to see if he/she is medically fit and doesn't suffer from anemia, high blood pressure etc.,

* The donor cannot contract AIDS or any other disease by donating blood.

*Blood donaters are advice to drink a lot of water within 24hrs after donating.